'Love Actually 2' Proves the Original Was Perfect

An actual Love Actually sequel might ruin the magic of the first film. It's best to leave the happily ever after to the imagination.
But Official Comedy imagines a Love Actually 2 that people would line up to see, and that you have probably already seen; kind of.
Cutting together clips from Love Actually stars' other major roles, a story comes together about a middle-age couple who use magic to fix their marriage, a man battling zombies to get back to the woman he loves, and an ex-president who was so shamed by the British prime minster he retires from politics and becomes a mall Santa with anger issues.
While it's definitely compelling, I think it's safe to say this particular sequel will not become a Christmas classic