21 Types of Drunk Texters That Everyone Knows

SMS turns 21 today, which means your texts are about to get totally wasted.
On Dec. 3, 1992, a software architect in the U.K. sent the world's first text message. In the 21 years since its invention, texting has emerged as an integral part of our connected lives. We text happy moments, sad moments and, most importantly, drunk moments.
So put down that Mai Tai and figure out what type of drunk texter you are, below.

• 1. The Philosopher

  

• 2. The Lonely Bar Goer

  

• 3. The Inappropriate Hashtagger

  

• 4. The Bruncher

  

• 5. The "I'm Not Even Drunk"

  

• 6. The Apologizers

  

• 7. The Life Examiner

  

• 8. The Out-of-Nowhere Random

  

• 9. The Unintelligible

  

• 10. The Amnesiac

  

• 11. The Lost Friend

  

• 12. The Emoji Storyteller

  

• 13. The Planner

  

• 14. The Awkward Sexter

  

• 15. The Touchy Feeler

  

• 16. The Party Hopper

  

• 17. The Random Thoughts

  

• 18. The Constant Updater

  

• 19. The Mom

  

• 20. The Instigator

  

• 21. The Recent Single