11 Things You Need to Stop Doing in 2014

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11 Things You Need to Stop Doing in 2014

Now that you've (hopefully) finished your Christmas shopping, it's the perfect time to start thinking about some collective New Year's resolutions.

It's up to you as an individual to decide if you want to eat more salad or be more positive in 2014, but there are some blanket resolutions everyone can live by.

And if we stick with them, together, it's going to be a very promising new year.

1. Twerking.

Give your thighs a rest.

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2. Doing the Harlem Shake.

The next time that song should be played is at the class of 2013's ten year reunion. And not a day before.

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3. Debating the attractiveness of Bennedict Cumberbatch.

The Cumberbitches won't back down. People who think he looks like a pale angular lizard won't back down. It's time to end the futile war.

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4. Taking vertical videos.

Turn. Your. Phone.

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5. Making knockoff cronuts.

You're not fooling anyone crumbnut.

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6. Speaking in doge.

It's getting concerning, guys.

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7. Sticking your tongue out.

This is how tongue fungus spreads, people.*

*Maybe? I feel like that's how it would spread.

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8. Mourning the loss of Breaking Bad.

There will be another deeply flawed anti-hero to fill the void soon enough.

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9. Doing it for the Vine.

Because no one wants that on their gravestone.

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10. Quoting Anchorman.

We have a new one now. No more excuses.

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11. Trying to make fetch happen.

It's just not going to happen.