11 Signs You're Actually the Grinch

When you were a kid, The Grinch was the story of a scary green villain who's only redeemed at the very end.
As an adult, it becomes increasingly easier to relate to Whoville's resident shut-in. The poor guy just wants to stay home with his dog without having to deal with noisy neighbors! What's so wrong with that

Maybe the Grinch wasn't evil, after all. He was probably just sick of the holiday crowds and pressure to buy the perfect gift and simply wanted to be left alone to watch Netflix.
If this sounds convincing, then you might find your heart in need of growing three sizes.

• 1. You've logged on to Facebook for the express purpose of checking your enemy's profile.

  

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• 2. Your need for alone time sometimes hurts your social life.

  

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• 3. Your Schadenfreude sometimes takes the unfortunate form of an evil grin.

  

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• 4. You've sat down with a box of Oreos intending to eat a row -- five Law and Order episodes later, the box is empty.

  

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• 5. You've thought about leaving a store because the Christmas music was too cheery.

  

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• 6. You'd be first in line to sign up for the memory erase procedure from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

  

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• 7. You've been rendered paralyzed by an attack of feels.

  

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• 8. You've stooped to desperate levels of creativity with your reasons for skipping social gatherings.

  

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• 9. Shutting off your brain for a bit is an important part of your day.

  

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• 10. You have a reputation for being blunt.

  

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• 11. You might grumble at the beginning of the Christmas season, but eventually you succumb to the holiday spirit.